Michael O’Leary
Michael O’Leary
CEO
Ryanair Group

"Mr. Michael O’Leary has served as Ryanair CEO since 1993. Born in a stable, at Christmas 1961, he was a boy genius who excelled academically and in the sports field. Having represented Ireland at bog snorkeling and flower arranging, he graduated from Trinity College Dublin as soon as they could get rid of him. He became a very boring KPMG accountant until yet another failed career choice sentences to him to lifelong servitude in the airline business, as he is manifestly unsuitable for employment in any properly functioning industry. Due to his unique combination of rugged good looks, supreme intellect and profound humility, Ryanair has grown to become Europe’s favorite airline. Unlike many successful businessman, he holds no honorary doctorates or titles, since no respectable institution would wish to have its reputation tarnished by association with him. Bearing a remarkable resemblance to George Clooney’s younger brother, it is widely known that women find him (sadly) resistible, and even his 4 children think he’s ‘’stupid”. "